One day, when I’m wealthy beyond my wildest dreams and am looking for any excuse to occupy my time, I’m going to open a little restaurant or food truck called “School Pizza.”
The menu will be as follows:
- Cheese pizza rectangle slice: $2.00
- Pepperoni pizza rectangle slice: $2.25
- Whole-fat chocolate milk carton: $1.00
- Combo: $4.00 (Includes rectangle pizza slice, carton of chocolate milk, side of corn, and peaches for desert. All combos are served in a segmented tray.)
Hours: 11am - Sold Out
I’ll make a million bucks.